It’s sad when your biggest Olympic news is about your “bar” hitting the pole vaulting bar. If you look at the gif below more closely, it seems that the bar wasn’t going to fall from contact with his legs (middle one included). Perhaps if he had kept his left hand away, he might’ve made this jump. Perhaps.
In any case, I’m a little worried for this guy who may possibly be remembered as the penis guy. Just so you remember him by his name instead of his knob, and his craft instead of his shaft, he is pole vaulter, Ogita Hiroki.
* I’m not even sure if this should be classified under “Entertainment.”